I am not defined by a number, only my cameltoe.

So, I recently hit a milestone in my weight. I crossed a threshold and no it wasn’t 130.

I have been so focused on saving money (my 2013 New Year’s resolution); I have been neglecting my usual goal of losing weight. Plus, the last 2 vacations I took were usually cruel to my waistline. (Although it is a blast to be wild & fancy free with your diet).

Anyhoo, I cannot gain any more weight because none of my clothes will fit, and I sure don’t want to buy a new wardrobe a size up.

I decided that since I look like a skank already with my tight tops and pants, I might as well really skank it up today to make myself feel better about my “successful” weight gain.

 

This will make the gardeners at our rich neighbor’s house holla!

However, if I gain enough weight, like up to a size 14, I can then fulfill my dreams of becoming a plus sized model. Bring on the leftover Easter candy!

Just kidding, here’s to logging in on myfitnesspal.com and hitting the gym. How do you lose those vacation lbs?

P.S. I am looking for a new photographer. The hubs is terrible! He won't even say "1, 2, 3".