Hump Day Funny

Driving in the dark with E and something runs in front of our car.
K: Look, kiiiiitttty!
E: Get your eyes checked woman, that's the same damn raccoon you saw last night.
K: Aww, he just ran into the gutter too. 
E: You're going to be one of those crazy old ladies petting your possum giving him cat treats.

 Ugh, so gross.