My Modeling Days

This weekend E and I joined Costo. And they took the worst picture of me. Ever. I blame the turtleneck.

I then decided that laughter is the best medicine (for the hubs) and why not take a walk down memory lane:

2003- passport.
I told you blonde and over-plucked eyebrows isn't a good look for me. I am also blaming the turtleneck and short Walgreen's clerk shooting up at me for this atrocious picture with double chin.

 

2008- VA Drivers License: 

Short hair, little boys shirts, and orange skin also isn't a really good look for me. 

 2013- new work badge (pic taken in 2009)

Hubs says "you look like you just got hit in the face"

 

I also re-took my passport photo this weekend to get my passport renewed and guess what. That now might be the worst pic of me ever.  I decided to not smile to mix things up - not a good idea.

I also think that since I'm tall, when I stand for these doofy required photos, I need to tilt my chin down so as not to show off the double chin. 

Sigh- what are your suggestions for a "good" picture.